Freddy really liked to cook with spice;
Peppers and chilies were his delights!
He'd eat them grilled, baked, and pickled.
When the heat kicked in, he was so tickled!
One day he cooked for him and his wife;
Getting sweaty from food was their spice of life! (wink wink)
Some time after, his wife got frisky,
And decided for something rather risky!
In the kitchen they tore it up;
On the cutting board she plopped her butt!
Scraps of food both mild and hot
Sat on that most lustrous spot!
Freddy was really having his turn,
When something felt it started to burn!
He fought through the heat for now,
But then it hit him with a POW!
He screamed in pain, but kept it going.
He flipped over the missus to keep her from knowing!
Ol' Freddy searched all over for something to quench
But he found only olive oil with which he drenched!
Almost immediate, they both screamed in tandem;
Because he had forgotten to put on the memorandum!
Soaking up capsaicin, this oil had been;
And now it was slathered all over
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